ORIGINAL

Premium Valve Oil for Trumpet, Tuba, French Horn, Trombone, and Euphonium. Developed by real professional trumpet players.

Our original formula valve oil. Best application for all-around, hassle-free, quick-action, buttery-smooth, long-lasting use. Takes forever to evaporate. Hide your kids, put on your sunglasses---this is the Monster Oil that will change the world. Appropriate for every trumpet ever made. Far superior to anything on the market today. You're welcome.

FASTER

Premium Valve Oil for Trumpet, Tuba, French Horn, Trombone, and Euphonium. Developed by real professional trumpet players.

For you picky snobs who have brand spanking new close-tolerance valves, and are crazy enough to think that your fingers could possibly move faster than our "Original" formula is able to keep up with, this is the juice for you. So fast. So smooth. Still long-lasting. Still a great choice for any instrument.

SMOOTHER

Premium Valve Oil for Trumpet, Tuba, French Horn, Trombone, and Euphonium. Developed by real professional trumpet players.

Some folks like to oil their valves once a year and be done with it. We cannot condone such poor instrument maintenance habits. However, what we CAN recommend is Monster's "Smoother" oil--our heaviest oil formula appropriate for valves. Not only will you get the staying power that supports your lazier tendencies, you will get the smoothest action you've ever had from a valve oil. Have an older instrument with worn valves? This will make them behave nicely, and will help to seal the gap created between valve and casing due to your vast years of neglectful and abusive ownership practices. It's so smooth you will forget that your valves even exist. Look, just buy it.

DOC'S JUICE

Trumpet Valve Oil - Specially Developed with and for Doc Severinsen

Time for MadLibs! Doc Severinsen loves to put -noun- Oil on his -noun-. When we -verb (past tense)- our oil to him he was so excited he -verb (past tense)- all over town! We made this stuff from the ground up to make the master happy, and it's the only thing he uses. Grab a bottle and -verb- it all over your horn just like Doc! Seriously though... There's a good reason Doc Severinsen is one of the greatest trumpet players of all time–he's extremely picky. We started sending him valve oil samples, and he loved them, but would constantly want to tweak them until they were just right. Well we finally got it right and he's in love! This is the valve oil Doc loves and uses. It is a fully synthetic oil that is designed to clean, protect, and lubricate your valves.